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In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man - he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet. (c) Open Road R

Movie Title : Machete Kills
Release Date : Oct 11, 2013 Wide
Genre Movie :Action & Adventure
Mpaa Rating : R
Actors :Danny Trejo,Michelle Rodriguez,Sofía Vergara,Amber Heard,Carlos Estévez,Lady Gaga,Antonio Banderas,Jessica Alba,Demian Bichir,Alexa Vega,Vanessa Hudgens,Cuba Gooding Jr.,William Sadler,Marko Zaror,Mel Gibson,Elise Avellan,Electra Avellan,Brian Samuel Davis,Walton Goggins,Tom Savini

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User Ranting Movie Machete Kills : 3.1
User Count Like for Machete Kills : 27,818
Critics Ranting For Machete Kills : 4.6
Critics Percentage For Machete Kills : 31 %

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Machete Kills is a film in which style sardonically routs substance, a cloying gag built around the iconic quality of Trejo's matchlessly craggy face, which resembles a plate of sundried corned beef.
David Hiltbrand-Philadelphia Inquirer

Machete Kills plays like a joke that's been told a few times too often.
James Berardinelli-ReelViews

When a celebrity chef like Rodriguez is just going through the motions, we can smell that the grindhouse fad is way past its expiration date. It's time to put a fork in it.
Joe Williams-St. Louis Post-Dispatch

"Machete Kills" is barely a movie. It's an inside joke wrapped in a fanboy fantasy, pieced together through a haze of ironic detachment.
Adam Graham-Detroit News

Endless assault weapons, exploding helicopters, crashing cars and floors splattered with blood, limbs and entrails, all adding up to nothing.
Stephen Whitty-Newark Star-Ledger

Machete kills, sure. Unfortunately, he overkills.
Dave McGinn-Globe and Mail

It's a questionable gig that may become an endearing one by 'Machete X: Machete Goes Hawaii.'
Matt Prigge-Metro

Loud, fun, ultra-violent sequel to Machete, with unsmiling crater-faced Danny Trejo as the Mexican hero slashing and slaughtering his way to justice. Director Robert Rodriguez does what all good, trashy sequels do, which is to deliver more of the same.
Jim Schembri-3AW

Multi-tasker Robert Rodriguez sequelises his Machete, originally a joke trailer in Grindhouse, and manages one of his most messy and (even for this sort of nonsense) ludicrous efforts.
David 'Mad Dog' Bradley-Rip It Up

Uncompromised in its goofy cartoon vision of an insane world that doesn't realize it's reached a state of post-apocalypse, even though the bombs have yet to fall.
John Beifuss-Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)

Machete don't text, but he does seem to have jumped a shark. The first film was great fun, but Machete Kills seems to have misunderstood its own joke.
Tim Martain-The Mercury

Machete was arguably Rodriguez's best movie, but MACHETE KILLS -- while still passable -- comes nowhere close.
Jeffrey M. Anderson-Common Sense Media

Over the top in every area and making good actors look bad at every turn.
Jackie K. Cooper-jackiekcooper.com

"Machete" was fun. "Machete Kills" gives me a headache.
Paul Chambers-Movie Chambers

The market has well and truly rejected the Machete franchise, as if it were salted toothpaste or phlegm-flavoured soda.
Simon Miraudo-Quickflix

For those who enjoyed the surprise TV hit 'Sharknado' this summer and/or the original 'Machete,' here's 'Machete Kills,' a parody of old-time drive-in and generally sleazy movies that's a sequel to 'Machete' from a few years back.
Linda Cook-Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

An obvious improvement over its virtually unwatchable predecessor...
David Nusair-Reel Film Reviews

The film is often very funny, even though the pacing is extremely slack, wasting far too much time with pointless exposition and misogynistic smirking.
Rich Cline-Shadows on the Wall

Trivial and tedious...enough already!
Susan Granger-SSG Syndicate

If you liked the first film, chances are you'll have a good time with this one. (If you sit through the new Romeo & Juliet remake, it's easy to mistake Machete Kills for genius.)
Ken Hanke-Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

Machete does, indeed, kill. This time around, he also sucks.
Mike McGranaghan-Aisle Seat

Basically, take a Screwy Squirrel cartoon, and replace the titular rodent with a unfailingly snarling Mexican.
Tim Brayton-Antagony & Ecstasy

Grindhouse and Machete were satires of exploitation films -- Machete Kills is simple exploitation -- both of the cast and the audience's goodwill.
Ethan Alter-Television Without Pity

Not funny enough to be a comedy, not weighty enough to be a real B-movie thriller ...
Eddie Harrison-The List

This ignores the first rule of proper B-movie exploitation cinema - that anything over 89 minutes is just excess baggage, of which Machete Kills has plenty. Still, at least it's authentic in one respect - the trailer is better than the film.
Mark Kermode-Observer [UK]

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Ex-Federale agent MACHETE is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man â€" he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.


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