After getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell bent on retribution. Now, unbeknownst to them, Hansel and Gretel have become the hunted, and must face an evil far greater than witches...their past. -- (C) Paramount RMovie Title : Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
Release Date : Jan 25, 2013 Wide Genre Movie :Action & Adventure,Comedy
Mpaa Rating : R Actors :Jeremy Renner,Gemma Arterton,Famke Janssen,Peter Stormare,Ingrid Bolsø Berdal,Derek Mears,Thomas Mann,Peter Storemare
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Visitor Ranting & Critics For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
User Ranting Movie Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 3.4User Count Like for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 85,421
Critics Ranting For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 4
Critics Percentage For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 15 %
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If this long-delayed and blatantly pandering CGI malarkey is anything to go by, Hollywood's current craze for fairy tales isn't going to have a happy ending.Tom Charity-CNN.com
There isn't much to this beyond the poorly staged, rapidly edited violence; the witches, all but devoid of backstory, are basically canvasses for cartoon splatter.
Ben Sachs-Chicago Reader
The movie settles for showers of gore with intermittent moments of spoofiness.
Liam Lacey-Globe and Mail
The whole kidding trope, which you can bet was ordered by McKay and Ferrell, is pretty lame, and defeats the leads' attempts to bring shadings to cardboard cartoon characters.
Richard Corliss-TIME Magazine
At least it puts forth a sound message: Kids, avoid overdoing it on sweets -- especially candy that doubles as drywall.
Claudia Puig-USA Today
It's a grim fairy tale, all right.
Keith Uhlich-Time Out New York
The best "Evil Dead" sequel we never got.
Felix Vasquez Jr.-Cinema Crazed
Very lean and speedy... Its primary goal seems to be to entertain as quickly as possible and get the audience back out the door before the story gets old.
Jeffrey M. Anderson-Common Sense Media
Another similarity it shares with Van Helsing is that it's not very good.
Matt Neal-The Standard
a loud, obnoxious mess
Bill Gibron-Film Racket
I laughed quite often, at its brazen and unapologetic stupidity more than its intentional stabs at comedy.
John Serba-MLive.com
[Director Tommy] Wirkola attempts to balance his over-the-top gore with gags, but the jokes often fall flat. The characters aren't very compelling either, and that's a problem in a film built around action.
Forrest Hartman-Reno Gazette-Journal
There may be some wit afoot, particularly with director-writer Tommy Wirkola's good-for-a-chuckle rethinking of the missing child notices adorning milk bottles, but the film is still just a one-note, hired guns story-with groupies.
Elias Savada-Film Threat
Imagine the elaborate plan: 'We use the sets left over from Red Riding Hood, add a candy house, throw in some aerial forest shots out of Twilight, keep it cheap. Steampunk it up, and have 'em wear leather, 'specially her. Lotsa cleavage.'
Brian Gibson-Vue Weekly (Edmonton, Canada)
Nothing more than Dario Argento dialed down for fourteen-year-olds.
Kelly Vance-East Bay Express
It's an amusingly cheeky notion: the siblings from the Brothers Grimm fairy tale as witch-slaying bounty hunters. A defter hand than Wirkola's might have succeeded ... but the film's anachronisms are clumsy and most of the jokes fall flat.
Jason Best-Movie Talk
Dangerously ignorant and inaccurate on the subject of diabetes, Hansel and Gretel should be disregarded at all costs, and the filmmakers really ashamed they put something so irresponsible on the big screen.
Sam Bathe-Fan The Fire
...feels like a coven of people in offices visited the set, were shown the mocked-up candy house and then decided to gut the whole thing and make it safe for theatrical and television sales to other countries where there's lots of censorship.
Dave White-Movies.com
Let's not mince words: Hansel and Gretel is not a good movie.
Chris Buckle-The Skinny
The gore is a bore and the sweary script just isn't funny.
Alistair Harkness-Scotsman
One suspects that, seriously or tongue in cheek, it's really about the "war against terror" and that Hansel and Gretel are the CIA and the witches belong to al-Qaida.
Philip French-Observer [UK]
What will Terra Firma's new overlords think of us if, by some freak set of circumstances, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters is all that remains of our once proud hominid civilisation?
Ed Whitfield-The Ooh Tray
There's no reason in the world for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters not to be good, clean, trashy fun. But it isn't.
Tara Brady-Irish Times
Made in Germany, this raucous adventure merrily refuses to follow the usual Hollywood route of blanding-down a fairy tale for the lowest common denominator (see both Snow White movies last year).
Rich Cline-Contactmusic.com
[A] fast and furious all-action continuation of the classic fairy tale ...
Alan Jones-Radio Times
It's an appalling, insulting and cynical mess from start to finish.
Derek Malcolm-This is London
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After getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel and Gretel have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell-bent on retribution. Now, unbeknownst to them, Hansel and Gretel have become the hunted, and must face an evil far greater than witches... their past.TagLine Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Classic tale. New twist.
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